Hiring you as a pool cleaner was a terrible idea. Your only job was to make sure the water continued to CIRCULATE CIRCULATE CIRCULATE and you couldn’t even manage that, robot.
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Hiring you as a pool cleaner was a terrible idea. Your only job was to make sure the water continued to CIRCULATE CIRCULATE CIRCULATE and you couldn’t even manage that, robot.

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What’s the matter, robot? It’s just a little laser. Grow up.

What’s the matter, robot? It’s just a little laser. Grow up.

Way to go, robot. Now you’re almost half as awkward as Young Bill Gates.

Spirit, you have single-handedly turned the entire internet into a bunch of 12-year-olds. I hope you’re happy.
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Spirit, you have single-handedly turned the entire internet into a bunch of 12-year-olds. I hope you’re happy.

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Good job, robot. Thank you (and your operators) for your hard work. You will not be shamed today.
Photo from twitter.

Good job, robot. Thank you (and your operators) for your hard work. You will not be shamed today.

Photo from twitter.

colchrishadfield:

I’m used to rivers that know what they’re doing. 

Since this photo was taken from onboard an orbiting solar-powered robot space-castle, I will post it as a one-time river shaming.

colchrishadfield:

I’m used to rivers that know what they’re doing.

Since this photo was taken from onboard an orbiting solar-powered robot space-castle, I will post it as a one-time river shaming.

twicr:

This just won the Internet.

On the other hand, that Roomba wasn’t even equipped with lasers. It should have looked like this: 

For shame, robot.

twicr:

This just won the Internet.

On the other hand, that Roomba wasn’t even equipped with lasers. It should have looked like this: 

For shame, robot.

Robots? Where we’re going, we don’t need robots.
Submitted by Dan McIntyre

Robots? Where we’re going, we don’t need robots.

Submitted by Dan McIntyre

I swear if you don’t behave this instant we are turning this ion engine right around and going home.
Submitted by Kevin

I swear if you don’t behave this instant we are turning this ion engine right around and going home.

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